Wellness Wednesday: Swiss Hookers Will Keep You Alive

Apparently, in Switzerland, much like Nevada, prostitution is legal. And apparently, just like in America, overweight, unhealthy old men patron these brothels. So what does one do if the Viagra-fueled geriatric population experiences cardiac arrest because the service is so...outstanding?

The answer: Pimps train their hookers to use defibrilators. Seriously.

I wonder how much a defib runs in the European Union? The quote at the end says they are becoming increasingly easier for the "lay person" to use. But are the hoes trained in knowing when to pull out the defib machine? Are they taught to recognized the difference between a client's O-Face and their Heart Attack Face?

And where are they stored? Are they in some medical storage room where they have shots of penicillin and other necessities of the sex trade? Do they keep them out in the open for some authenticity during a "Naughty Nurse" scenario? Perhaps it's on a cart with various other items of pleasure, patented by Wenger. After all, if they can invent the Swiss Army Knife, who knows what they can come up with in the Sexual Accoutrements/Medical Necessities department.