Wellness Wednesday: Those Gay Chicken-Eaters

Last week, the President of Bolivia claimed that the hormones put in chicken are turning dudes gay.



President Evo Morales was speaking at a climate change conference, when he apparently had a bout of dementia and forgot about the ozone layer and made this comment:

"The chicken we eat is loaded with female hormones. So, when men eat it, they tend to deviate from their manhood."



That damn estrogen. I'm telling you, it's the source of all the world's problems. From PMS to Pregnancy (Unwanted) and now Pole Smokers!



I'll admit, I don't know much about Bolivia. I assumed it just had chickens walking down the dirt paths they called streets? Little hens and roosters, just waiting to be beheaded and cooked. I mean, Prez Morales did say that he only eats "organic chicken".



Then again, the streets of Key West are full of wild chickens and it's one of the gayest locations on the planet. It's against the law to hurt or kill them any way, so maybe if they were a little more lenient against the chicken killers, perhaps they would butch it up a little bit down there?